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why would you ask trick questions about fashion shows
anyway it depends on lots of things
what season is it
where are you going
how did you accessorize
which hemisphere are you in
if it's a party who's throwing the party
if it's not what's the dress code
is there food
will you be moving around a lot
who are you going with
are you male or female
what's your budget
what's your hair/eye color
body type
skintone
do you already have shoes to wear
if so what are those like
can you get new ones
if not why
does it have anything to do with the answers to questions i've already asked
if so why
have you been traveling
if so where
is it somewhere you've never been before
did someone else invite you
who invited you
what do you do for a living
is this work related
if so what's the dress code at work
if not are you trying to dress differently than you would at work
why

i have more but those are the basics

i definitely own my sense of self
it's sort of important
or else i wouldn't be me
i know people say that a lot
but in my case it's literally true

HOLY CRAP YOU REALLY, TOTALLY KNOW YOUR STUFF i'm sorry i ever doubted you. can you forgive me? you and i should absolutely exchange fashion tips some day. i could learn so much from you! and you could get so much pizazz from me but this proves it, you know how to walk the walk. a rival fashionista bend on sabotage would talk tricks on the runway damn RIGHT! like the island would vanish? like the vanishing isle? then never, ever forget yourself. EVER! its so important not just for your island but yourself, clearly! okay?

no problem
i'm really old so i've had a lot of time to learn things
if you really want some tips i'd be glad to give them to you
you might have to de-anon yourself though

i'll make sure i don't forget it
who i am
i mean
it'd be a huge loss to the world if i were gone after all

not old just dusty and full of many volumes! like a nice mahogany shelf! i really, really want tips! i'm already a bit of an expert but you can always learn something new! hmm...well, i've got time to think about it. speaking of! have you thought of what you want for xmas yet? see that you do or your loved ones and even I'LL rise to the occasion to kick your behind. it'd be a loss to those that care about you too, screw the world. even the runways.

i dunno if i wanna be dusty
can i be a well-dusted mahogany shelf
i forgot about the christmas thing
it's hard to think of stuff that isn't food
or tea
or snacks

i don't want to have my butt kicked
i'll behave i swear

at least you'll have a cute maid to dust you off if she isnt lazy, maybe? but yeah i see your point. you may be well dusted, yes! nothing at all? not even clothes or shoes or uhm a bike or something? what kinda things do you like to do besides eat? thatta boy! i knew i could count on a good asskicking to light a fire under your ass =u=

i guess i can hope she's not
i'd like to stay clean if i can anyway
and sure i like those things
maybe not the bike
i usually run if i'm not driving
but i spend most of my time working and talking to people here i guess

you really don't have to light any fires anywhere near me promise

you'd better hope your owner pays her enough and treats her right and doesnt leer like a creep. hmm..is there anything you'd like that'd make your job easier, maybe? i dunno what could help you talk to more people aside from advertising yourself idk hmmm...we'll see about that

now i'm just thinking i don't wanna have an owner period
can i be something besides a bookshelf
i guess it'd probably help if i had some kinda planner or something
since i'm pretty busy

no fires
i'll behave

what about a paper weight?? you wont be dusty and you'll help organize stuff? or maybe you could be a high heel? are you saying you want a planner mister 9 to 5? good boy, good boy! i'll have my eye on you in case you need a reminder

if i'm a paperweight i wanna be a cool one
not something weird like a crystal ball or something
and yeah a planner sounds like it'd be pretty useful really

no fire

what about one with penguins in it? with a little thingie to put your pen in? no crystal ball? i guess if you wanna be ordinary and not predict people's futures mmkaaay...what's your favorite color? but i wanna roast marshmallows =u=

i guess that doesn't sound too bad
i like penguins
and it's not a real one
i just don't wanna be someone's touristy souvenir you know
my favorite color is probably red
or yellow

i guess that sounds okay
just don't do it anywhere near the seat of my pants

see? told you! penguins are very cool, too. thats totally a real one! dont be rude, lots of people got confetti and the water they put into the ones that float around, just to make them entertaining and efficient for the office. red or yellow, huh. no promises

penguins are pretty cool
like birds wearing tuxedos
i wasn't being rude
snow globes are totally not the same as crystal ball

no fire

what about dodos okay, fresh then, dont be fresh they're like cousins. family ties and all that but

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