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[Voice]

[bauhinia]

When you say "dangerous," d'you mean like, a scary looking dog? [ He's sort of hoping the answer to this question will be yes.... ]

[Voice]

[sauna]

... [Looking out his window at the alligator sunbathing by his pool.]

More like dangerous as in one of them could eat my dog.

[Voice]

[bauhinia]

Uh yeah, I should probably like. Look into that. I've never even seen animals wandering around in the wild much here. Where else could they be from, unless the boss is like, recreating Noah's ark or whatever.

[Voice]

[sauna]

Including the rain for 40 days and 40 nights? I'd rather not have a storm worse than the one we had last year, please.

[Voice]

[bauhinia]

Yeah, I guess we can pass on the biblical flood. I'm used to rain, but not that much.

[Voice]

[sauna]

So if they're not from your zoo, we can safely assume the landlord is up to no good again. I heard there are lions out there. Why would he put lions in a suburban neighborhood?!

[Voice]

[bauhinia]

That's such a good question, seriously. [ Totally deadpan. ] There's alligators too. And bears.

[Voice]

[sauna]

[He doesn't need your sass, Hong Kong.] I've seen the alligators for myself, but bears? We're not talking about the cuddly panda ones, are we...

[Voice]

[bauhinia]

[ Hong Kong sass? Let's talk about the landlord's sass! That was the original topic, after all... ]

Pandas aren't actually bears, y'know. [ Okay, that was Hong Kong sass. ]

[Voice]

[sauna]

What? Then... why are they called panda bears?

[Voice]

[bauhinia]

Because people thought they looked like bears. And they pretty much do, so it wasn't like, the craziest thought, I guess.