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A cat that breathes fire and spreads the power of friendship?

Yeah!

She'll help me hit Teacher.

So she's like a kung fu fire-breathing friendship cat. [ He's trying to get it all sorted out in his head, sis. ]

That's right. And I'm Sailor Taiwan! [ She's so proud of her magical girl OC. ]

Sis, you can't use your real name. You have to make a up a secret identity. [ Don't you know that!! ]

Aiya, you're right. [ How could she forget!! ] What about Sailor Pretty?

[ ... ]

No, that's too obvious. [ See, he can say nice things sometimes. ]

Hahaha, you think so? Thank you. [ She says thank you for every compliment she gets. ] Let's see... There's always some sort of theme for it, right? So maybe I can be Sailor Plum! Vietnam can be Sailor Lotus. [ Vietnam was ragged into it... ]

That's pretty cool, I guess. [ Actually he thinks it is pretty cool, but it's not like he can be too enthused, okay? ] You gonna make Japan be Sailor Sakura? Or Sailor Chrysanthemum? That's gonna be hard to say during transformation scenes.

[ She has a solution. ]

Sailor Cherry.

Is that okay? Because it's a fruit, not a flower. [ Sailor Nitpick, reporting for duty. ]

Mmph, Hong Kong! Just because your English is better... [ It doesn't mean you can rain on her parade! ]

[ He wasn't raining!! He was lightly drizzling? ]

It's fine with me, but you better like, come up with a backstory for why his name's different.

Sailor Plum and Sailor Cherry don't come in until later. They're the last ones to be found by Sailor Peony! [ Guess who that is. ]

Sailor Peony is the uncool one that no one likes, right? [ Oops. ]

[ LAUGHS. ] Yeah, that's it! He's not a very good leader because of it.

Eh? What happened? This turned into something more amazing than a shounen manga...

Wait 'til you see the fanfic. [ He says this very solemnly.

Like he says everything, pretty much. But somehow the addition of the word "fanfic" made it important to reiterate that part. ]

I don't know, the world of fanfics is deep... [ But she'd make Sailor Lotus her fandom bicycle. ]

Ah, right! Anyway, Hong Kong! I want to know if you remember anything I said or did before. Like a promise or a present... If I gave you and Iceland phone straps, that must mean something, right? [ It means something to her. ]

I know some stuff about fanfic. [ Sailor Lotus is everyone's favorite fandom bicycle. ]

Yeah, I guess that's right. You asked me if he was cute and then you gave me the phone strap and you said we were all friends. [ That's the Hong Kong summary of events. ] Then you wouldn't let me give you a job unless I said we were rivals, but you didn't wanna be rivals over my girlfriend, so we had to figure something else out.

And you wanted to take care of my pandas.

Oh! That sounds like me. [ Taiwan, aren't you even bothered by how weird that is... No, she isn't. ] I guess we're all still friends, then! Can I still take care of your pandas?

I guess so. [ A beat. ] You might have to come for a job interview.

Huh? Why? [ ARE WE NOT FAMILY ]

Because otherwise it'd be nepotism. I told you that last time too.

[ You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means. ]

Aiya, getting a job's never been easy... but it's okay! I'll do my best!

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