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hong kong 「香港」 ([personal profile] bauhinia) wrote2012-08-03 07:42 pm
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[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-09-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Right-o! [He'll never forget!! Promise.] I should get back to practicing, huh? I'm so glad I got to show you, though! The rest will stay a secret.

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-09-26 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Good! It has to be suuuuper secret. Well, not too secret, since we want people to come see it... but! They can't know about the cool tricks!

[This would work great if Haru knew how to keep his mouth shut about it.]

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-09-26 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! That'd be super cool! I'll even sign it or something... maybe I can draw a picture of a cute fish! [AKA: himself.]

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-09-27 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's like a proud parent with a child's art....]

Really!? I'll make yours extra special then!

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-09-29 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
They will! Hong Kong's will just be special because you're the boss. [Nod nod.]

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-10-01 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! It's super special. I'll make it sparkle and shine!

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-10-05 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Both at the same time! It'll be beautiful, just like a flower~

[personal profile] uchuujin 2013-10-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah. Haha. Dang.]

R-Right! I'll bring both of them to you at the same time!
guarder: (get you too far)

1 scary way 2 break up

[personal profile] guarder 2013-10-06 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!1!!

one day, sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. she got in his car and he drove her to the lake. her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. however he flipped her off pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful ********!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ********* life! DUMB *******!!!”

he laughed and drove off. it was winter. sarah floated there in the water freezing cold and felt the worst she had her entire life. shivering she decided that she didn’t want to ever have her heart ever broken like that again. she slipped under the lake’s surface never to be seen in living flesh again.

her parents cried. her mom went insane and killed herself three days later. her dad is in prison accused of murder.

later that week sarah’s ex-boyfriend was taking a shower when she reached from the drain, rotting and bloody. “7 days.” she whispered and her breath smelled like a pond of dead fish. 7 days later she dragged him down into the drain back to the lake. he slipped into the water never to be seen in living flesh again.

if you do not copy this and forward this to 30 ppl with the title “1 scary way 2 break up” you are a heartless ******.

sarah the pond monster will come to you from drains, and on the 7th day will kill you the same way she’s killed everyone else. the pond monster isn't lonely or anything. it's just that 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

you have 13 minutes
guarder: (we're just having fun)

[personal profile] guarder 2013-10-06 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
People are being attacked, yes? If I can stay safe, you can stay safe too.

You don't have to send this, by the way.
guarder: (but it's going too far)

[personal profile] guarder 2013-10-06 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you know that?
Threats should always be taken seriously.
guarder: (will the witness be my friend)

[personal profile] guarder 2013-10-06 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That's likely a code name, to make her sound sillier than she actually is.
I think she put a little mud on my window the other day.
guarder: (it's not like on the television)

[personal profile] guarder 2013-10-06 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
She already did. 'Sarah the swamp monster' marked my home for future senseless violence.
Did she do something to yours, too?